I'll take the ones who play loud mariachi music all night. Must be they work second shift.Abstract wrote:Illegal immigrants aren't doing high-paid, glamorous jobs...they're doing the shit that fussy Americans don't WANT to do. They're gutting chickens...picking vegetables...cleaning up after fussy Americans...shitty jobs.
Believe me...you WANT them (the working ones) here.
But dammit, even though it sounds like a good party I bet I ain't invited. I'd be pissed, too.
That's another paradox. IMHO it comes down to poor parenting. Follow this one...Abstract wrote:If our govt got serious about keeping the rapists and robbers in prison we wouldn't have some of the gang problems that plague us...
....but until they let the dope smokers OUT of jail...they can't get the gangsters IN!!!
The rapists and robbers don't need to get locked up when they're 20-something or 30 something. They need a swift kick in the ass when they're 5 years old. The paradox is that some of 'em get their ass kicked repeatedly and without good cause when they're little grubs. So there's yer paradox. The root caused of criminality is either lack of a swift kick in ass or an abundance of ass kicking. It's difficult to tell one from the other.
So... off the little turds go to school. The supposedly overpaid teachers can't administer a much needed swift kick in the ass and they're not entirely effective in identifying at-risk kids from the other extreme. Even at that if they accurately identify an at-risk kid the likely outcome is that the at-risk kid will be tossed into the screwed up social services system. Then we're up against the paradox again, we have a mix of would-be (will be!) criminals from both camps, those in need of a good ass-kicking and those who have experienced repeated and excessive ass-kicking.
Somewhere along the line we get substance abuse. We got suburban gangsta wannabes doin' dope 'cuz they're bored, we got real urban gangstas who do dope 'cuz it makes their reality tolerable. 'Course we got a mobile society so we got other critters like urban gangstas who move to small towns. Big fish in a small pond. It's outlaw chic, yer gangta-ism is magnified in small town.
Then we got cops. We got cops 'cuz it's a growing sector of our economy, that and the corrections industry. We got cops 'cuz we're an immoral society, we can't treat our neighbors with respect. We can't treat our neighbors with respect 'cuz we didn't get a timely kick in the ass when we were kids. We didn't treat our neighbors with respect back then and we got away with it. That or we were gettin' our asses kicked anyway so it didn't matter. There's that paradox again.
Ah. But the cops can't administer a good ass-kicking. Not legally. They turn it over to the courts, the courts can't administer a good ass-kicking, either. The courts... if everything goes well... send Little Johnny Scumbag to jail... eventually. Sometimes it takes a couple tries. If all goes according to plan that's where Little Johnny gets his ass kicked. By his peers.
There's a kinda sicko-funny punchline to this one, too. For what it costs to keep Johnny in jail you could pay him a working man's wage to run a machine somewhere. It costs about the same to have him sit in a subsidized apartment with a locater around his ankle smokin' dope and watchin' porn. The cool thing is that Johnny creates way more jobs than I do. We need cops to chase his ass down and get him into the system. We need judges, lawyers and court clerks to process his ass once he's in the system. We need corrections officers to babysit his ass and administration personnel to keep track of the whole process. We need parole officers, probation officers and social workers to keep his ass in line once he's back in my world.
So I guess we need Johnny Scumbag, too. Otherwise, what are the cops gonna do? Pick lettuce?!