Definition of a gentleman:
Someone who can play the banjo, and chooses not to.
JOKES
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Reeltarded
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Love that!!
I know it as the difference between a gentleman and an asshole. A gentleman can play a banjo too, but chooses not.
Bull and a rock band? Horns up front, asshole is out back.
I don't have any bassist jokes. I recently replaced my bassist with a large pizza.
I know it as the difference between a gentleman and an asshole. A gentleman can play a banjo too, but chooses not.
Bull and a rock band? Horns up front, asshole is out back.
I don't have any bassist jokes. I recently replaced my bassist with a large pizza.
Signatures have a 255 character limit that I could abuse, but I am not Cecil B. DeMille.
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Best bass player comedy I know of. I do have tremendous respect for a good rhythm section though... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsPzJALbR6c
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memories!
Signatures have a 255 character limit that I could abuse, but I am not Cecil B. DeMille.
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Funny! Had not heard that before.
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What's the difference between a monitor mixer and a toilet?
The toilet only has to deal with one ass at a time.
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Friends don't let friends mix monitors.
The toilet only has to deal with one ass at a time.
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Friends don't let friends mix monitors.
down technical blind alleys . . .
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Seek immediate medical attention if you suddenly go either deaf or blind.
If you put the Federal Government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in five years time there would be a shortage of sand.