Benevolent food returns

[Reeltarded]

Yeah. Gross. You feel like yacking. What do you eat?

In a World of overly spiced and exciting things to tempt your taste I have two neutral suggestions, albeit with a caveat.

Frosted Flakes. Tastes the same in both directions.

Waffle House hashbrowns. Similar. Texturally a little like coughing up a cute assed hedgehog but try not to laugh about it because it will come out of your nose and then you will laugh harder.

[HeeBGB]

Yeah. Gross. You feel like yacking. What do you eat?

In a World of overly spiced and exciting things to tempt your taste I have two neutral suggestions, albeit with a caveat.

Frosted Flakes. Tastes the same in both directions.

Waffle House hashbrowns. Similar. Texturally a little like coughing up a cute assed hedgehog but try not to laugh about it because it will come out of your nose and then you will laugh harder.

Cheese and Rice man! What the hell are you eating? You need to get outta the south and get some real food. Get up here and get you some Brooklyn Italian food.

[Reeltarded]

No way! I am on crackers and ginger ale until the hedgehog habitat is restored to it's normally cast iron condition then fried chicken until it makes me sweat black pepper. Yum

[cbass]

I'm eating whatever my ol lady makes it better good dammit.it uasualy is .

We eat a lot of deer meat and farm raised pork and chicken.pot roast,chili ,beef vegetable soup .taco soup is freaking awesome.i bbq a lot. sometimes I get nanner puddin if I'm good.
between me and my mom we can a lot of stuff we get fresh green's and lettuce all year from the cold frames I built.ifvwe don't remember to close them at night the critters get it.q

Fast food makes my colon angry.

[Reeltarded]

Critters. Mmmm.

Sweet and sour mystery.

[Leo_Gnardo]

Yeh, I was there, Jan 1991. 2 weeks of can't keep anything down. Re started the stomach with day of fast, just a little tea. Next morning rice, a little butter, tea. Then strawberries. Then rice with peas, more tea . . . slowly ramped up and less than a week later was chowing down orders of General Tsao's Chicken* and just about anything.

Since then I been 10 feet tall and bulletproof.

Well almost. Foods/drinks that have that awful hi-fructose sweetener give me the leaping fantods. And agave syrup - more concentrated fructose - made me barf up my toenails. Artifically sweetened drinks & foods taste like powdered aluminum. But everything else - OK.

* Gen.Tsao's usually served with broccoli, and that's good for ya too. For a good natural vitamin burst chopped broccoli rabe sautée with garlic & whatever meat ya got on hand, sausage or ham work well.

[cbass]

I haven't ate in two days food sounds gross.I am managin to get a few beers down waiting for the nyquil to kick in
You're supposed to chug the hole bottle right?

[Reeltarded]

That would make me puke.

[cbass]

Alright nyquill I'm so high I forgot I was sick I should chug one of these every day

[Bob S]

Wife's sick - 2 weeks with cold/flu now.
Nothing tastes good to her all this time.
So she goes to the docs again today.
At the pharmacy she picks up sumpin called a ramen noodle.
Fixed it for her tonight,

She didn't eat much of it... don't blame her.
I thought pot noodles were bad.
Starve a stomach bug - & drink lots of water.
It can take 3 days to clear.
I know this.

[xtian]

My wife taught me the acronym: BRAT. Bananas, rice, applesauce, toast. Sick people food.

[Structo]

I recommend Nutria, medium rare.

[Zippy]

Mebbe some nutria with a nice Nutella sauce over the top.

Feelin' sick, tho'? I recall hearing an ol' time cure - drink a bottle of cherry brandy. By the time you wake up, you're cured of what ails you!

I tried something like that one time and woke up in a gutter in Cape Canaveral (the real one). Didn't feel so good. Maybe I should have drunk more, I dunno.

I must be getting old. Everyone else I know seems to be. Brown rice and plain yogurt are my go-to these days.

Yerba mate, anyone?

(I miss my coffee.)

[Structo]

Yeah, my cure was a bottle of Jack.

I felt so much worse after that I completely forgot about my virus.

[vibratoking]

You haven't lived until you've had giardia...OMFG...like 3 months of everything you don't have the words to describe...yes, you're a federal toxic waste site.