Merlin is a little too technical

[Reeltarded]

There really isn't a practical guide for amp BUILDING aimed at the real hobbiest; the lazy guy.

I have decided to write a book. A short listing of topics and chapters includes:

That, my friend, sounds like shit!

What's higher than .0022?

Orange Drop Capacitors: The Labeling they Don't Want You To Understand

Ooooh! That Smell!: 10 Things That Can Smell Like A Burning Transformer

Seven Reasons you Should Not Use Vintage Iron

Bright Lights. Big City: How To Convince The Authorities That you Haven't Caused A Regional Catastrophe

Troubleshooting Without Tools 1: Three Places Where Hitting Your Amp might Work.

Troubleshooting Without Tools 2: Guessing Voltages, Tasty Voltages

Troubleshooting Without Tools 3: Warnings And Disclaimers; Finding A Friendly Jury

[xtian]

I would like to preorder. Hoping you'll have a chapter on identification and taxonomy of cork sniffers.

[Reeltarded]

Sorry. There is no taxidermy. I could put a picture of a dead horse on the back cover.

[HeeBGB]

You forgot the "It Sounds Fizzy" chapter

[gktamps]

NO REFUNDS!

[Phil_S]

Needs to be professionally illustrated -- sorta like a "graphic novel."

[NickC]

I'd like to put in an order for the Audio-Book version, especially if you're doing the narration!

[M Fowler]

Audio version are you crazy have you ever talked to Miles on the phone.

[lord preset]

I'd really like to see a chapter on the selection and installation of Amp Blankets. Everyone always natters on about removing them, but not word about how they got there.

[ToneMerc]

Also in the prologue please include a section on which end of the soldering iron to hold.

TM

[Leo_Gnardo]

Bright Lights. Big City: How To Convince The Authorities That you Haven't Caused A Regional Catastrophe

Better than the sunday funnies! Thanks for a good laff session Miles!

[Reeltarded]

Audio version are you crazy have you ever talked to Miles on the phone.

PhhhhhhhhT!

There will be a version broadcast in that recorded voice of the guy from the national weather service.. but only in the "amp camps".

It's gonna get weird for a while. You guys hang in there. haha

[martin manning]

Needs to be professionally illustrated -- sorta like a "graphic novel."

It's gotta have an "Evil Valve Wizard" character too.

[Reeltarded]

Martin Manning is also a little too technical.

The illustration should be stick figures and lightning bolts.

[EtherealWidow]

Valve warlock?

Voldermort?

...

Valvedermort?