Confessions of a moron!

[Reeltarded]

Randolph Scott!?

:o0

[NickC]

I already destroyed two sporks trying to bend the middle "prongs" back. Should I use heat? This plastic is brittle.

Oh well. back to kfc.

Zircon encrusted tweezers also work quite well; no pesky prongs to deal with.

Don't misuse a rare and valuable implement.
Those are only for harvesting dental floss. geez everyone knows that.

Well i guess they have another use.If you sterelize them with a lighter first.

If you don't have a lighter to sterilize them, you can instead wipe them off on a real poncho (but NOT a Sears poncho).

[cbass]

I always wear my Real poncho when I'm clubbin baby seals with a lead filled snowshoe.

Sorry I'll stop now.

[Reeltarded]

Seala beg for it. Look at the contempt.

Eff you, seal. You are no different than an unattended baby in a shopping cart at Walmart.

Baby races! Oh yeah!

[NickC]

I always wear my Real poncho when I'm clubbin baby seals with a lead filled snowshoe.

Sorry I'll stop now.

I'd like to think that Frank is smiling down on us right now.

[skyboltone]

I probably have as many of these incidents as anyone. A lot anyway.

My most spectacular was when I grounded the plate leads to the output tubes on a 1000 watt AM band radio transmitter while I worked on the RF driver section. When I plugged it in and hit the go switch I put 2400VDC across about two feet of #14 wire. It took out the 200 amp main breaker to the house and covered me with vaporized copper and insulation. Scared me too and I ain't askeert of nothin!!