Oh yeah, been there .... done that. Put me in the emergency room, via ambulance, after going into shock. The EMTs are saying "Stay with me, stay with me." And I'm thinking "Hell no, I WANT to be unconscious!" Rough stuff. The nurse later told me "I've had two kids and one kidney stone. The kidney stone was WAY more painful than giving birth."
Hope that nasty thing passes and give you some blessed relief ASAP. If not, I recommend Demerol.
Are't you supposed to be drinking straight cider vinegar? It's an old home remedy and gives everyone a little relief from all your complaining when they laugh at the faces you make.
Everything in it's right place. haha
Signatures have a 255 character limit that I could abuse, but I am not Cecil B. DeMille.
Drink a lot of beer. Keep drinking until it passes. Heck, have a keg party. Two things I know that may you pee -- beer and coffee -- and only one will make you comfortably numb.
OK, now, seriously, I know this is a bad thing to have. I'm not sure beer is the right thing. I hope you get it out sooner rather than later.
I had kidney stones removed from my one remaining kidney using a "lithotriptor machine" - it directs "high-intensity pulses of ultrasonic energy" at the stones, and shatters them.
I was anaesthetized at the time, but I suspect the machine played high intensity Nickelback songs at the kidney stones until they exploded while attempting to escape.
Kidney stones are really painful.I have seen my Dr.give some real heavey painkillers out for that.I hope you feel better buddy.We should have a sick/bay sec. on the garage where all us messed up guys can chat,Mikey