Appropriate Language...

[Bob S]

Maybe I'll give it a try.
Or maybe not.

[Reeltarded]

Hard advice I can't take.

[cbass]

How do i tell someone to smell my ass? Nicely

[martin manning]

Now we know what those people who all-of-sudden begin speaking extra-politely and extra-correctly are really saying...

[cbass]

Fortunately at my job We don't allow sensitivity and feelings.

Where the fuck's my board?Dick breath!
Would be an appropiate way to ask why is it taking so long to get my board.

[tele caster]

How do i tell someone to smell my ass? Nicely

I'm certain that isn't feasible.

[eniam rognab]

How do i tell someone to smell my ass? Nicely

I'm certain that isn't feasible.

if you would kindly use your olfactory system to sense my posterior good sir!

[Structo]

Interesting ----- WTF?

[Bob S]

For those of us who are multi-lingual.
This is the greeting at the entrance of my cube.

[Reeltarded]

I speak jive and three other nonsensical languages but I can't read that.

[cbass]

I speak hillbilly,Mexican and ebonics,

That says smell my ass!

[Reeltarded]

Yep. That's the other three.

[Bob S]

i talk a load of bollocks.
And Geordie.
No-one ever asks but, it says "kiss my ass" in Irish/Gaelic.
(also the original name of the Irish band The Pogues)

[xtian]

I don't know too many awesome rock albums in Gaelic...ok, none. But I know a good one in Welsh:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mwng

For all I know they could be horribly pottty mouthed on this record. I don't know, but I like it!

[Bob S]

Welsh isn't a language - it's a throat disease.