Anything but football

[sepulchre]

We were invited to a Super Bowl Party at the neighbors'. We went, ate and came home. The game must've been good; I think I gained a couple of pounds.

[ampmike]

Guys,I slept through the superbowl.I even bought some wings and stuff.I missed the whole shabang,Oh well,maybe next year

[amplifiednation]

Wife made me go to a party...but at least she drove us home. Monday is just gonna be a little worse than normal. I believe there may have seen a sports game on TV

[Reeltarded]

I was asleep early. Last time I saw the clock was 8:55. I woke up around 3:30 and made a quiet cup of coffee. I then opened facebook and started cleaning up the mess people made of my feed with a thousand face palming one-liners for each play.

This morning it's all about the commercials. The whole fucking thing is all about the commercials. I don't care that a 24 year old man can catch a ball and run 108', and I don't care that budweiser can make people cry with a touching commercial, or that a lying start up of a company can win a commercial spot by stealing intellectual property.

Drink and get drunk. Budweiser. Please argue with the cops responsibly.

[Reeltarded]

I am posting the above as my status. Not very high.

[cbass]

I like anything where its acceptable to get super drunk and over eat.

[Structo]

I think my favorite commercial was the Audi "Doberhuahua".

We laughed so hard when we saw that!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl0zw1YVZd4


Then we were really surprised when Bob Dylan came on to stump for Chrysler.

He must have been paid a gazillion dollars for that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlSn8Isv-3M

[NickC]

I think my favorite commercial was the Audi "Doberhuahua".

We laughed so hard when we saw that!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl0zw1YVZd4


Then we were really surprised when Bob Dylan came on to stump for Chrysler.

He must have been paid a gazillion dollars for that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlSn8Isv-3M

And now Chrysler will be 100% owned by Fiat. So much for Chrysler being an "American" auto company. What was Mr Zimmerman thinking? "Ain't Gonna Work On Maggie's Farm No More"? Yeah, right Bob Zimmerman-Dylan.

http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2014/01/02/ ... blogs&_r=0

[Structo]

I forgot about that Fiat deal.

Maybe that is why it said Import Chrysler.

[Reeltarded]

Please don't watch the commercials again, again, again, again. It makes it look like they are working and then we end up with commercials in the fucking bathroom projected on the wall while we crap.

Commercials make me buy something else.

[NickC]

Please don't watch the commercials again, again, again, again. It makes it look like they are working and then we end up with commercials in the fucking bathroom projected on the wall while we crap.

Commercials make me buy something else.

I was on my way to the bathroom the other day. A hologram appeared and announced "You're out of TP ..... go get some Charmin ..... it's the softest and preferred by 9 out of 10 cartoon bears."

So I broke away towards the garage, and drove to the grocery store. On the way I compiled a complete shopping list, narrated into my cell-phone, from watching billboards and listening to the radio. Fantastic! I never would have remembered all those things I needed otherwise. So two hours later I arrived back home and unloaded the groceries; only took 23 trips. By then I REALLY needed the bathroom. So I rifles through the grocery bags and grabbed the Charmin and ran to the bathroom. A hologram popped up and said "Thanks for buying Charmin ..... you and your cartoon bears will be happy!" And when I finally got into the bathroom ....... what do I see? A full roll of Bounty Quilted, right there on the dispenser! Gawd-danged Charmin bastuds!!!!

[Reeltarded]

Yep. They are trying to embed LCDs into 2-ply. The day I can wipe my ass with a Chevy commercial will be a mixed bag.

[Structo]

Cue Bruce Willis and "The 5th Element"

[NickC]

Cue Bruce Willis and "The 5th Element"

That, and "Minority Report".

[Leo_Gnardo]

we were really surprised when Bob Dylan came on to stump for Chrysler.

He must have been paid a gazillion dollars for that.

I'm still havin' a larf over Bob Dylan flogging Victoria's Secret. For those who were thinkin' "what next?" - now we know.