Can't sleep because..

Reeltarded · Post by **Reeltarded** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:34 am

.. bitches suck. Not women, people. gd mfer sob f f f f fckty f f

A priest a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar

The bartender says

Whats this? Some kind of joke?

Jana · Post by **Jana** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 2:34 pm

A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar.
The bartender says, I'll serve you this time but don't start anything.

NickC · Post by **NickC** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 2:56 pm

A piece of rope goes into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind!" and throws it out.

The rope coiled itself to look like a cowboy lasso, went back in and ordered a beer. Again, it got roughly thrown out by the bartender.

The rope tied itself into a large knot, went back in and ordered a beer. The bartender says "HEY! Aren't you that piece of rope I've thrown out of here twice already today?"

The rope replied, "No, I'm a frayed knot."

eniam rognab · Post by **eniam rognab** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 3:57 pm

a dyslexic man walks into a bra....

cbass · Post by **cbass** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 11:57 am

Giraffe walks into a bar and says" high balls on me"

There was these two fellers peein off a bridge ............

Cantplay · Post by **Cantplay** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 1:59 pm

Once there were 2 (insert nationality here)

Now look how many!

Reeltarded · Post by **Reeltarded** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 2:25 pm

They all make their own gravy

crbowman · Post by **crbowman** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 4:44 pm

[img:400:400]http://www.mediocreathlete.com/wp-conte ... hoice.jpeg[/img]

Reeltarded · Post by **Reeltarded** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:20 pm

hahaha

Reeltarded · Post by **Reeltarded** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 2:38 am

By request:

What do you call a liar with a Dumble and a Trainwreck?

A liar.

eniam rognab · Post by **eniam rognab** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 2:41 am

i had a dumble installed in my ferrari!! they think i dont know toanz!

skyboltone · Post by **skyboltone** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 5:09 am

Reeltarded wrote:.. A priest a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar

The bartender says

Whats this? Some kind of joke?

So the traveling salesman axe's to the farmer, "can I stay with ya' all night?"

And the farmer says "Yeah, but you got to sleep with my 16 year old son"

Then the traveling salesman says "I think I must be in the wrong joke!"

(sorry, really old one but good)

Reeltarded · Post by **Reeltarded** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 5:24 am

Kid asks his dad if he can use the car. The dad says yes if the kid blows him.. kid tells the dad his (this is so totally over the top) dick tastes like shit, and the dad says,"I forgot. Your sister took the car.".

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