I Wonder

cbass · Post by **cbass** » Mon Jul 29, 2013 11:31 pm

Who has more hormone rage A 16 yo boy or a premenopausal woman?

Reeltarded · Post by **Reeltarded** » Mon Jul 29, 2013 11:42 pm

The kid. The woman is way more dangerous though.

cbass · Post by **cbass** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 12:39 am

Your right I can still kick his ass.She's a whole sight meaner than I am though.

Reeltarded · Post by **Reeltarded** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 12:48 am

Anything with a paw can be backed down but I won't swim with a croc.

Bob S · Post by **Bob S** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:10 am

16 year old hormone rage ?
Meh!
But.
It's easier living with Adolph Hitler than a menopausal woman.
At least you could reason with him.
Apparently...
So I've heard...
Personally I wouldn't know...

cbass · Post by **cbass** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:15 am

Lol I think I could have whooped adolf no matter how much Meth He was on.

Reeltarded · Post by **Reeltarded** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:25 am

roflmao I knew Hitler. She was a little 4'5" italian girl.

They do have a different way of thinking. Umm..

skyboltone · Post by **skyboltone** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:45 am

Depends on how PRE menopausal she is. I've known some 15 year old chicks got longer horns than Baudelaire.

Structo · Post by **Structo** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:20 pm

Nothing tops a Menopausal woman.

It's like steady PMS.

My woman will spew words out of her mouth before even thinking about what she said.
I still love her though.

Maybe I could slip some Valium in her coffee or somethin.

One minute she is cold, then the next a hot flash.

Eve really screwed things up for women.

skyboltone · Post by **skyboltone** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:25 pm

When I was 15 I'm sayin'. Sheeesh!

boots · Post by **boots** » Wed Jul 31, 2013 12:15 am

Menopause is a frightful thing. It's like super bad PMS about 3 or 4 days out of every 5. Regular old PMS is just a fond memory. I hear this can go on for 10 years sometimes. Somebody please hel...oops gotta goooo.....

Leo_Gnardo · Post by **Leo_Gnardo** » Wed Jul 31, 2013 1:09 am

skyboltone wrote:When I was 15 I'm sayin'. Sheeesh!

You were reading our minds weren't you?

You dirty dog you... (HA just like me...)

Yeah I had a little bell go "ding" inside my brain, barely 18, when she (15) made the offer. I knew "something" about statutory "something" so politely declined much to her chagrin.

Then she became the singer in my band and made tha most of letting me know all the other guys were getting it and I wasn't. There's the blues for ya.

Wasn't going to risk a felony prison term.

Love ya Shelley, you sang up a storm. Gave it everything you had. Very impressive. It WAS good. Hope you're having a good life somewhere... (Now 57 heyyy granny!)

Jerry2013 · Post by **Jerry2013** » Wed Jul 31, 2013 2:27 am

What about male menopuase? Turns a once sTudly dude into a shell of his former self, well, not literally, but , I'm 54, and wondering where my drive went( and NO, not I'm not waiting on a ride).

LeftyStrat · Post by **LeftyStrat** » Wed Jul 31, 2013 2:53 am

Jerry2013 wrote:What about male menopuase? Turns a once sTudly dude into a shell of his former self, well, not literally, but , I'm 54, and wondering where my drive went( and NO, not I'm not waiting on a ride).

Cordyceps, yohimbe, and calcium d-glucarate along with a little exercise can do wonders.

Leo_Gnardo · Post by **Leo_Gnardo** » Wed Jul 31, 2013 8:48 am

Jerry2013 wrote:What about male menopuase? Turns a once sTudly dude into a shell of his former self, well, not literally, but , I'm 54, and wondering where my drive went( and NO, not I'm not waiting on a ride).

wassamatta?

My hot tamale went chili on me? (Actual song title, unreleased - Crazy Joe and the Variable Speed Band.)

Let cbass show you 'round his neighborhood. Those chicks with daisy dukes & cowboy boots ought'a raise your androgen levels a jot or three. Hoooeeee!!

Gotta stop thinkin' about that...

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