4/1 - 1/4 whatever

[Reeltarded]

I waited til just a little bit late. I called but she didn't answer..

I couldn't leave it as a message for lots of reasons, but if my mother had answered the phone I was going to tell her I had been arrested for growing meth.

I told the lady at the bank that a hot air balloon had just crashed a block away.

-bank lady- "Mmmhmmm.."..

Look, it's over. Let's all forget about April 1st, at least until next April 2nd so I can get a couple licks in. Jees.

[Blackburn]

My cat's birthday is April 1st.

He forgot... I did too...

It's okay. We had a party just in time.

<------- Even this Chinese sumo guy was there.

I sent you an invitation. No reply...

[Reeltarded]

The mail runs slow around here like the people.