Legal Notice

[Cantplay]

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
un-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all.


I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year 2013, but not without due respect for the
calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
have helped make America great.

Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.


By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned terms as stated. This greeting is not subject to clarification or
withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the
original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself/himself/others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.


This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.




CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: This transmission and any attached documents and files, are for the named person's use only and may contain confidential, proprietary or legally privileged information. No confidentiality or privilege is waived or lost by any mistransmission. If you are not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any disclosure, copying, distribution, or the taking of any action in reliance on the contents, of this information is strictly prohibited. If you have received this transmission in error, you are hereby directed to notify me by reply e-mail at the above address.

The signature block set forth above is intended for identification purposes only and does not constitute an electronic signature under the Electronic Signatures in Global and National Commerce Act, any version of the Uniform Electronic Transactions Act or any other statute or regulation governing electronic transactions. Neither the signature block nor this electronic message are to be considered an affirmation or acknowledgement that a binding contract or other agreement has been created via this electronic message unless the intention to create a binding contract or other agreement is expressly stated in the body of this electronic message. Please also do not construe any portion of this communication as a waiver or limitation of any claims or rights, as any authorization or so as to create any rights in any party unless expressly indicated.

John

[xtian]

I would like to thank you for your holiday wishes, but my attorney won't be able to review your post until the new year.

cc: Barry Lutz, Esq.

[JazzGuitarGimp]

Freely transferring.....

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
un-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all.


I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year 2013, but not without due respect for the
calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
have helped make America great.

Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.


By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned terms as stated. This greeting is not subject to clarification or
withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the
original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself/himself/others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.


This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.




CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: This transmission and any attached documents and files, are for the named person's use only and may contain confidential, proprietary or legally privileged information. No confidentiality or privilege is waived or lost by any mistransmission. If you are not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any disclosure, copying, distribution, or the taking of any action in reliance on the contents, of this information is strictly prohibited. If you have received this transmission in error, you are hereby directed to notify me by reply e-mail at the above address.

The signature block set forth above is intended for identification purposes only and does not constitute an electronic signature under the Electronic Signatures in Global and National Commerce Act, any version of the Uniform Electronic Transactions Act or any other statute or regulation governing electronic transactions. Neither the signature block nor this electronic message are to be considered an affirmation or acknowledgement that a binding contract or other agreement has been created via this electronic message unless the intention to create a binding contract or other agreement is expressly stated in the body of this electronic message. Please also do not construe any portion of this communication as a waiver or limitation of any claims or rights, as any authorization or so as to create any rights in any party unless expressly indicated.

John

[Cygnus X1]

Forwarded to everyone in my (and your) address book.

Sneezin's greedings.

I mean, Merry Christmas!

[Bob S]

Thanks for that John.
I forwarded it to our head of the international legal dept.
Have a successful 2013 - on all fronts.
Bob

[LeftyStrat]

My lawyer "Raoul" has suggested a diet of hallucinogen mushroom and ether.

[Bob S]

Wow Lefty - I think that's what our legal dept. are into.
Anally...

[rdjones]

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes ...

When all else fails - HAPPY FESTIVUS !

Best to all, folks.

Steve Pompura
RedDog Thermionics
Nashville, TN

[Reeltarded]

Bah Humbug.

No, that is my attorney. Please call his office and notify him that it is available for me to view here and he will pass it on a solicited greeting if it meets the holiday's greeting requirements from section 14 of the uninformed delivery clause described earlier in volume 3.

Thank you, and have an acceptable time.

[NickC]

My lawyer "Raoul" has suggested a diet of hallucinogen mushroom and ether.

Please inflate tires on the Great Red Shark to 100 psi, and enjoy the controlled drift.