This is why you avoid banjos

[rp]

My bassist locked his keys in the car. Took us an hour to get the drummer out.

That's funny as hell!

What's the rarest phrase in the English language? "Hey, is that the banjo player's Porsche?"

I'm in Italy, my great love is Bluegrass, though I ain't got the chops for it either, but I'd be overjoyed to meet a banjo player.

[DonMoose]

What's the rarest phrase in the English language? "Hey, is that the banjo player's Porsche?"

Steve Martin hears this and waves from his Bentley.

[rp]

forgot about him, he's actually pretty good too. hah, took a comedian to ruin a good joke.

[Teleguy61]

If you took all the banjo players in the world and had them stand side by side in the Mojave Desert.......
that would be just fine.

[LeftyStrat]

I can always tell when my drummer is knocking at the door, because the knocks speed up.

Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
A. No one cries when you chop up an bagpipe.

[LeftyStrat]

Steve Martin hears this and waves from his Bentley.

If any banjo player deservers a Porsche, it would Bela Fleck:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88P3Jsy95T8

[Teleguy61]

How can you tell if the stage is level at a bluegrass festival?

The banjo layer drools out of both sides of his mouth.

What? No rim shot?

[NickC]

Q: What is the definition of Perfect Pitch?

A: Hitting an accordion in a dumpster, with a banjo from three flights up.