Your big chance

[Reeltarded]

AUCTION OF A LIFETIME!!!!!

I submit to you an original text file of the original lyrics to the hit song "Baby You're A Rich Man" by The Beatles, as sung by John Lennon.

I have the paperwork I obtained from a party who used to work at EMI in the very early days as a high-level engineer verifying this doscument's ****full authenticity****(*)

This is the one Beatle auction you are likely to never see again in your lifetime, or maybe even longer. Another guy that knows that engineer said that he'd never seen another one too, like the engineer that used to work at EMI back in the early days said before in the certificate_of_authenticity.txt that is included in this auction for the ORIGINAL_Baby_You-re_A_Rich_Man_HI-DEF.rtf that is the main item in this auction.

ORRIGINAL!!!!! THE REAL DEAL! IN HI DEFFINITION!

Trust me, I am a HUGE Beatles fan, but I have owned this text file since I bought it off a satellite auction channel with one of those huge dishes we used to have back in the 1980s. I love this thing, but I need to clean off my drive to make room for other files I want to download, and honestly it was an impulse buy back when I was dealing coke off of this luxury yacht I used to have down in miami. I met Don Johnson once too. He was an asshole to me. I never liked that show. We got wasted at a bottle club til after the Sun came up, then he asked me if could loan him money to get some chick to come back to his room.. oh, but anyhow I overpaid back then for it because I had to hide money from the feds so I am willing to take a bath on this.

***SELLER WILLING TO BATHE!!!!***

I am putting no reserve(**) with an opening minimum bid of $300,000.00 (US funds by PayPal only) to recoupe only my original handling costs, and to offset some of the costs of upkeep in the very long time since I bought this VERY RARE BEATLES ORGIGINAL LYRCIS!!!!! .txt file

The winning bidder will also get the item and the associated item that proves this is A REAL BEATLES COLLECTIBLE DOCUMENT!!!!! LYRIC TO THE HIT SONG "Baby You're A Rich Man".txt shipped free if you choose the buy it now of $4,500.000.00 (US funds arranged by phone only) in either secure email, or I will ship it to you by USPS in an unmarked package on the orginal floppy disk I got it on from the satellite auction channel back in the 1980s on the channel below that guy who used to sell annointment ribbons made out of that purple velvet stuff. I think he was a cajun or something like that.


* This guy I used to go to school with actually knew the guy who confirmed this document is real because he remembered the words and I asked him to listen and I sang it, and he said "Yeah that's is the way it was, I am sure it is right." and I asked him if he thought it was the origninal and it was he said. I had lost the original certificate from the lady on the TV auction, who in hindsight I can't believe a TV sales lady on a huge dish receiver thing before the internet. Jesus we were stupid back then.

** I know. I hate when people say no reserve and then put a really high price on something very valuable and it makes it too expenive to own for all you people who never hung with TV stars at bottle clubs, but you know you want it because you love The Beatles and would love to have something so nice as this ORIGINAL_Baby_You-re_A_ Rich Man.txt converted to the highest definition allowed by the monitor that you are viewing on allows JOHN LENNON Baby_You-re_A_Rich_Man HIT SONG ORIGINAL LYRICS back in the 1990s when I first got it out of storage by a guy who since retired from Microsoft when I could't get my computer to boot once, I think it was a 386 or something wth Windows 3.1. It was top of the line and cost like $9.200.00 back when I bought it, but in storage for 3 years probably did something to it but I was just lucky to have a place to keep my stuff while I was away from home... oh.. but that guy helped me recover this file, luckiest of all I guess. Imagine losing this HISTORICAL BEATLES SONG DOUCUMENT!!!! REAL!!!!!!

If you aren't as big of a Beatles fan? ? ? ?

CHECK MY OTHER AUCTIONS!!!!!.

I had a friend commisioned to make 49 nearly identical copies, except, unlike the real one, these are more for show, and display in albums, or on shelves in prominent view to all BEATLES fans but recognizable as not as good a BEATLES COLLECTIBLE LYRICS DOUCEMNT!!!! LOHN LENNON!!!! ORIGINAL!!! .txt file, and the copies will be sold without a certificate from the guy who replaced my lost certificate with a better knew one you can trust because he used to work at a record company, but you will get a copy of my phone bill proving that I called Microsoft to help me recover this file from Windows 3.1, and I think one time later that month after trying to copy it over to Windows for Workgroups, when I used to have a dialup museum and people would login over 2.4b modems from California to read this ORIGINAL DOCUMENT!!!! BEATLES HIT SONG!!!! ORIGINAL_Baby_You-re_A_Rich_Man.txt

Bigger BEATLES FAN!!!?

******CHECK MY OTHER AUCTIONS!!!******* I also have a few other ORIGINAL BEATLES DOCUMENT HIT SONG IN EUROPE!!!!!! .txt documents, they are better songs and take longer to type, if I am honest because you can't just keep pasting without my wrist hurting and that is why I paid big bucks to have an artist make the few copies I have.

[cbass]

Trade for under age Asian women that can't speak a lick of English?

I have some Russian amputee's too if your interested.

[Reeltarded]

No way. This is too priceful. You'll never see another one unless you buy this one and make a bunch of copies, or you buy one of the copies my artist made for a much reduced price, which is a really good deal.

BIN and I will donate 10% of 10% to a campaign against the guy on whale wars. We'll buy a (cheap) submarine and make 'em scuttle their britches.

[VacuumVoodoo]

The very first version of lyrics to "All you need is..." any bidders on original handwritten sheet

[Structo]

I have the original Portland Oregon Coliseum Beatles contract if anybody is interested?

It is a jpeg so it is more valuable.

Bids start at $10,000

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Also, Jimi Hendrix Monterey Strat.
Shipping will be a problem because it is still on fire!

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[Reeltarded]

Nice guitar, Tom. I have a xerox copy of it and one backup.

Both are great guitars, and so very historic. Just like your's.

[NickC]

A old friend shook the hands of John Lennon and Paul McCartney in London once. He transferred a digital copy of that handshake to me. It was a pristine clean transfer too, inasmuch as he had subsequently washed his hands many times. So the quality is as high as it gets.

However, I am not offering it for sale. It means waaaaaaay too much to me, and I'm not parting with it.

[Reeltarded]

I'd like to have a copy of it.

I'll trade you a .gif of Yoko Ono falling on some stairs, or Michael Jackson's actual skull.

[amplifiednation]

Ugggh, I had a few of those late nights with Don Johnson too... I still cringe every time I see the sunrise.

[Reeltarded]

Yeah. He's really short too, like a slightly stilted midget.

[Cygnus X1]

Can't beat my mimeographed images on Paul's Hofner!
Vintage!

I'll have my agent contact your agent.

[Reeltarded]

Fish on!

I emailed you a copy of my agent, and The Constitution. That is the real Constitution. Don't be careful with the agent, I have other copies.

[Teleguy61]

I'm starting to get worried about you guys.

[Reeltarded]

lol

Copy that..

[VacuumVoodoo]

I'm starting to get worried about you guys.

too late...