wake up biches!

[Reeltarded]

-Gosudarstvenny Gimn plays patriotically in the foreground-

You slept more last night than I did all week! Get up and make something! (or make that thing you already made work at least) Let's get something done! i am sick of the lazy days!

Ok, that was my team building thing for today. Time for lunch.

Brought to you by the Amp Garage People's Office of Patriotic Amp Works

Spasiba!! Do svidanya!!

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Be glorious, our free motherland,
A reliable stronghold of peoples' friendship!
The Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
Leads us to the triumph of Communism!

[Bob S]

I's busy boss fella.
Makin sumpin fiendish.
With yellow things...
Muhahaha!!!

[NickC]

I's gots a stack-o' unfinished projects whisperin' "cometh hither and complete me" in soft sultry voices. But which first? Thar's the conundrum.

There are more things on my workbench, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

[VacuumVoodoo]

Miles, please don't do this sort of thing without a warning.
I felt for second or two that I was thrown back in time some 40+ years.
Ok. I'm awake now, still sweating ... need a bottle of Stoli...

[Leo_Gnardo]

I'd be a bit more enthusiastic about waking up early Saturdays if the teevee networks had persisted in presenting proper Saturday morning cartoon choices. When I was knee-high to a prat, that was something to look forward to, up at 6AM or earlier with a preamble of Modern Farmer* then a streak of "good stuff" right to noon. Now I don't even have a TV. Soupy Sales reruns are available in recent times, so it's tempting. Nothing stirs the soul like a good pie fight.

* Knew all about contour plowing by the time I was 5. It was 1958.

And that music in your post Miles, got it all on CD "The Worst of Communism". Sort of audio tragicomedy.

OK everybody, up and at 'em! Rise & shine. Yawwwnnnn...sknxxxxx. (Dreaming of guitar & amp sugarplums. Avoiding nightmares of being Crashcup's assistant. Still haunts me.)

[cbass]

Hell I already put in most of a days work you lazy fuckers .and I ain't doin shit the rest of the day no kids no old lady. Classic country on the radio no damn TV's on all weekend.

[Leo_Gnardo]

Hell I already put in most of a days work you lazy fuckers .and I ain't doin shit the rest of the day no kids no old lady. Classic country on the radio no damn TV's on all weekend.

Good for you cbass. Break out an ice cold PBR!

[cbass]

Not yet I cut back.

Gonna do some circuit buthcherin here in a bit.

[Leo_Gnardo]

I's gots a stack-o' unfinished projects whisperin' "cometh hither and complete me" in soft sultry voices. But which first? Thar's the conundrum.

There are more things on my workbench, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

OH that's good Nick! Around here it's repair backlog. Never a lack of somethin' to do. Would that I could get to projects. The lawn's hippie haircut needs fixin' too. Paint the house. Scrape it down first. Tote that barge, lift that bail. Oh boy.......... the fun never stops.

It's a party, full of special things to doooo..... (Thanx Cap'n Beefheart!)

Cbass, I'll join ya in a cold one, later on. Progress must be made first.

[Reeltarded]

Aleksander, sorry to sweat you. It was for the common good of The People's Amp. I could be ok with a bottle of vodka today. That sounds fun even.. for a second.



Ok. Second over! Back to lunch.

Cbass called us "fuckers". I won't stand for that, might hurt my back.

[Structo]

Wait, I thought the Soviet Union was no more?

Listen comrade, I did my quota for the day.

Now it's off to the races, NASCAR that is.

[Reeltarded]

Da. Vatewer..