Play Nice!

[HeeBGB]

Ok Gents. I am taking the family away for the weekend. I will have my laptop but probably won't be on it much. I will check in from my phone from time to time. I CAN adim from the phone if necessary.

So play nice and don't make me go all Oldschooler on you!

[JazzGuitarGimp]

Before you go, you might want to have a gander at passfan's komet listing in for sale / trade. Yeah, I know.... I'm the guy who was all whiney about "guilty until proven innocent"....

[Bob S]

Well ok HeeBGB - we'll try really hard.
Bill - don't go outside and do anything awful to yourself till HeeBGB gets back from vacation.
Unless you feel you have to...

Oops - sorry.

[Reeltarded]

Don't drink the water. Something about the fish.

[Structo]

Yeah!
Fish have sex in that water!

[NickC]

Yeah!
Fish have sex in that water!

A teacher has two large jars of clear liquid before the 4th graders. He drops an earthworm into the first vat and says "See class, the earthworm is in pure, clear water ..... and it is caused no harm." Then he drops the earthworm into the other vat. The worm writhes in agony and sinks to the bottom, dead. The class observes in horror and the teacher asks "The second vat is pure 200 proof alcohol. What does this lesson teach us, class?" A kid in the back rises his hand and the teachers says "Yes, Johnny .... what have you observed?" And Johnny says "If'n you drink enough alcohol you won't have worms?"