Need money to see the Rolling Stones...

[Ken Moon]

It makes me think of that woman who cut off her husband's penis and threw it out the window of her car into a field.

The freakiest part is they actually found it, and sewed it back on.

Can you picture the search "party" out in that field?

Everybody keep looking! I know that pecker's out here somewhere!

[vibratoking]

Is the message that we should wrap our cocks in bacon? Everything is better with bacon.

[VacuumVoodoo]

concerts by artists well past "consume before date".

Speaking of which, I never got to ask you how that Procol Harum concert went last October, you said you planned to go. I heard the Hammond/Leslie (probably hired gear) failed part way thru but no nevermind, on with the show. I'd go see that band, unless you give 'em an awful drubbing.

Well, Gary Broker was trying to be funny but was mostly complaining about how he got taken for ride by crooked managers and what not. Aside from that his playing is as good as evr, can't say the same about the voice.
The Leslie had an intermittent open circuit and was making crackling noises.
Guitar was satisfactory but on the whole I'd say it was performance on the level of a decent Procol cover band. But for the $75 I'm not complaining, I had a good time. Conquistador and Salty Dog were my favorite renditions. Summing up: enjoyable? - yes. memorable? - no really.

[HeeBGB]

It makes me think of that woman who cut off her husband's penis and threw it out the window of her car into a field.

The freakiest part is they actually found it, and sewed it back on.

Can you picture the search "party" out in that field?

Everybody keep looking! I know that pecker's out here somewhere!

Lowraina and John Bobbit

[Jana]

Bacon and wieners--what's not to love?

Lorena and John Bobbit--sounds like it could be a country song.

Ohhh Lorena, Please don't you throw my weeny in the cactus patch,
Ohhh Lorena, And here I thought you wuz a good catch.

[cbass]

Oh Lorena Lorena
I thought you was the one.
Turns out yous just another evil woman
She was mean to my dog
and she scissored off my hog
Now I'm searchin in the brush so the Dr. Can sew it back on.

[cbass]

REvision

Oh Lorena Lorena
I thought you was the one.
I'd been better off with a loaded shotgun
She was mean to my dog
and she scissored off my hog
Now I'm searchin in the brush so the Dr. Can sew it back on.

[LeeMo]

It has a fifteen second advert before it plays , but I think it is worth the wait. But then I'm a little skewed at times ( and this is one of those times).

LeeMo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvm-hT62MR8

and this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYq05-RAhyg

[LeeMo]

Double post

[LeftyStrat]

It makes me think of that woman who cut off her husband's penis and threw it out the window of her car into a field.

The freakiest part is they actually found it, and sewed it back on.

Can you picture the search "party" out in that field?

Everybody keep looking! I know that pecker's out here somewhere!

I always thought that was weird. It reminded me of a joke:

The Lone Ranger was peeing and a snake bit his penis. He yelled to Tonto to ride into town to get help. Tonto rode into town and the found the doctor. The doctor was in the middle of a delivery, and couldn't leave, but he gave Tonto instructions. "You'll need to make two crisscross incisions and then suck the venom out."

Tonto goes back to the Lone Ranger. The Lone Ranger says "Tonto, what did the doctor say?"

Tonto said "Doctor say you gonna die."

[LeftyStrat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYq05-RAhyg

ROTFL.

[eniam rognab]

It has a fifteen second advert

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