Not to be negative

[Reeltarded]

It's blue in all directions and flashing. I should pull over.

[Zippy]

It's blue in all directions and flashing. I should pull over.

Whoa, that's bad.

My light is a pink glow. I think I'm going in the opposite direction.

See ya soon!

[Reeltarded]

For a second I was thinking about throwing things at a camera so you could see finer details because the light would hit the object faster in your direction then I remembered gamma rays and you know it doesn't make sense to get a better look at a child or most anything else by throwing them toward a camera at 99.998% the speed of light, better just to soak whatever in gamma rays but you probably need a special camera too.

[eniam rognab]

"feel not that it is a sphere we live on.. but rather an infinite plane, which has the illusion of leading yourself back to the point of origin"

[NickC]

For a second I was thinking about throwing things at a camera so you could see finer details because the light would hit the object faster in your direction then I remembered gamma rays and you know it doesn't make sense to get a better look at a child or most anything else by throwing them toward a camera at 99.998% the speed of light, better just to soak whatever in gamma rays but you probably need a special camera too.

The universe is expanding; and that expansion is accelerating. When will camera manufacturers engineer their wares with respect to that? Planned obsolescence? Yep!

[Phil_S]

Fer'n'stance. My negative is -18. I am going to double it. POW! -36.

No argument from me, but there can never be agreement when -36 < -18. Some jackwad will come along and explain this -- how you can double it and make it less at the same time.

I'll take the position that for discussion purposes, we speak in absolute value.

Miles, do you lie awake at night thinking this stuff up?

[NickC]

......
No argument from me, but there can never be agreement when -36 < -18. Some jackwad will come along and explain this -- how you can double it and make it less at the same time ..........

This reminds me of Zeno's Paradox.

[Zippy]

"feel not that it is a sphere we live on.. but rather an infinite plane, which has the illusion of leading yourself back to the point of origin"

Nah, not an infinite plane but an infinite mobius strip.

See you on the other side!

[Reeltarded]

The universe only looks like it's expanding 13.7 billion years ago. If we could see 28 billion years ago we'd be crapping our pants about right now.

[cbass]

Fer'n'stance. My negative is -18. I am going to double it. POW! -36.

No argument from me, but there can never be agreement when -36 < -18. Some jackwad will come along and explain this -- how you can double it and make it less at the same time.

I'll take the position that for discussion purposes, we speak in absolute value.

Miles, do you lie awake at night thinking this stuff up?

If you double negative -18 its +36

[Bob S]

Confused.
Some more or some less.
Is less more or less.
Or is more more.
Might be the same.
Before & after the bang.
Just more or less.
Hmmm.

[Teleguy61]

Ummm, so what y'all are saying is 2+2 does not equal 4?
Did I get that part right?

[Reeltarded]

Two of what? What if it's 2 raisins plus 2 sevens?

This new math.

[Reeltarded]

Just more or less.
Hmmm.

If I were a politician that would be my bumper sticker. Rock.

[M Fowler]

Well I for one have been negatively impacted by this thread does that help?