This just came in off TDPRI: Credit a guy called Freightwang.....
"A bass player is beating up his guitar player at a gig, as the lead singer comes into sound check. The singer breaks up the fight and asks the bass player "Why are you fighting with the guitar player?"
He replies " Because he tuned one of the strings on my bass, and won't tell me which one!"
LMAO
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