Ten Eyelets Short of a Board

[lord preset]

I am ten eyelets short of a board. I hate delayed gratification. But there has to be a country song in this

Oh Lord, Oh Lord, I'm ten eyelets short of a board
My dog won't hunt, my Ox been gored
I'm ten eyelets short of a board

Ain't no gas in mah rusty Ford
I'm ten eyelets short of a board...


Nashville will eat this up. I'll make some calls.

[Jana]

I think you're onto something with this. Maybe you need a verse about your honey swaging your eyelets in the wrong holes.

[darryl_h]

Maybe you need a verse about your honey swaging your eyelets in the wrong holes.

Might be a bit risque for traditional country music.