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Woodworker Humor
Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2018 9:55 pm
by JazzGuitarGimp
Note to self!

Re: Woodworker Humor
Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2018 10:37 pm
by xtian
Note to surgeon: "THIS LEG"...."NOT THIS LEG!"

Re: Woodworker Humor
Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2018 10:50 pm
by JazzGuitarGimp
Why do you think plastic surgeons use all those lines with circles and arrows, and a paragraph on the back explaining what each one is?

Re: Woodworker Humor
Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2018 11:30 pm
by Winder
In my somewhat limited experience, I'd say that still doesn't guarantee a thing.

Re: Woodworker Humor
Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 6:44 am
by JazzGuitarGimp
Winder wrote: ↑Sat Sep 08, 2018 11:30 pm
In my somewhat limited experience, I'd say that still doesn't guarantee a thing.
Don't think for a minute I haven't already thought of that.

It's gotten to the point where, in the 10 seconds it takes to get from one room to another, I completely forget what I went into the next room for. Lesson to the young: Don't get old; yer not gonna like it!

Re: Woodworker Humor
Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 8:32 am
by ChopSauce
JazzGuitarGimp wrote: ↑Sun Sep 09, 2018 6:44 am
Don't think for a minute I haven't already thought of that.

It's gotten to the point where, in the 10 seconds it takes to get from one room to another, I completely forget what I went into the next room for ...
Welcome into my world!
(sorry

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Re: Woodworker Humor
Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 5:16 pm
by Phil_S
LOL! I'm ashamed to admit it. Two times in row! BTDT.

Re: Woodworker Humor
Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 8:13 pm
by Winder
I hear you. A lot of times, I'm thinking about so many different things that I'm on to the next when I want to remember the previous. It's maddening.

Re: Woodworker Humor
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2018 5:17 pm
by Guy77
xtian wrote: ↑Sat Sep 08, 2018 10:37 pm
Note to surgeon: "THIS LEG"...."NOT THIS LEG!"
Happened at a Hospital close to where I live a few years ago.
My cousin was an ambulance driver and this happened to a patient at a hospital he would often bring patients too!
Cheers
Guy!
Re: Woodworker Humor
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2018 3:06 am
by Winder
Happened across the state in Tampa a few years ago. Of course, once the wrong leg was gone they still had to take the "correct" leg. The second surgery was harder to mess up.
Re: Woodworker Humor
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2018 3:16 pm
by Bill Moore
I tell my kids, "even hard drives run slower when their information level is almost full"!
"If you had as much information as I have stored, you too would take a little longer to process it"!
Re: Woodworker Humor
Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2018 1:44 pm
by Geeze
To borrow a saying from the gun industry - Table saw blades have the right of way!!!
Russ